In Trickle Down We Trust
In Trickle Down We Trust
CHARITY FOR BILLIONAIRES
FEED THE RICH
In a world obsessed with fairness, equity, and basic human needs, we’ve chosen a different path: defending the impressive fortunes of society’s most bloated bank accounts. After all, billionaires are as American as apple pie — even if they make up less than 1% of the recipe.
Charity for Billionaires is dedicated to ethically giving back to the unethical, in hopes their wealth will trickle down to us through economics, appreciation, or even good old-fashioned karma.
We’re not here to close the wealth gap.
We’re here to stretch it, fortify it, and preserve it forever.
THEY NEED YOU
While millions struggle to make ends meet, America’s billionaires are faced with being one of the smallest minorities in the world.
But with your generous donation, we can help the ultra-wealthy stay ultra-comfortable. Gold-plated ballrooms, artisanal cryotherapy , and much more. Your contribution could change a life—ideally, the life of someone who already owns several.
When you give, you’re helping keep private jets fueled, bunkers climate-controlled, and tech founders free from even the slightest hint of accountability.
Don’t wait. Donate.